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Man's pre-urination fart
mysteriously absent today
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January 31, 2008 | Issue 5-05
To the surprise of Richard Vits, a 44-year-old accountant, he did not
experience his usual flatulence prior to an early-morning urination just after 6
a.m. Since that time, Vits has micturated twice more without his customary
pre-urination exodus of lower intestine gases. “It just doesn’t make any sense,”
said Vits, who wonders if the new phenomenon will be permanent. “It’s making the
whole process more difficult because I expect a combination of nitrogen, carbon
dioxide, hydrogen, and sometimes methane to propel its way through my rectum,
but it just doesn’t happen.” Vits added he will ingest more polysaccharides
throughout the day to see if he can fall back into a urination rhythm.
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