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March 29, 2007 | Issue 4-18

Dear Mr. Buxtombi, thank you for your email

Dear Mr. Edward Buxtombi,

Thank you for your e-mail offering to provide me “cheap and amazing meds at unbelievable prices” from your website. You couldn’t have had better timing! I was just about to search online for those little blue pills I have heard so much about. Luckily, I happened to open my e-mail box before I went searching! The majority of your message wasn’t totally comprehensible, but I DID understand your desire to sell me medication, and cheap! I’m so happy to have a cheap and safe website like your http://1.8383762.3823932/pills.html to deal with.

I don’t know how you got my name and e-mail address into your database, but I sure am glad you did. I must commend you on matching just my name and e-mail address with a desire to purchase such intimate medication.

The main reason I’m writing to you though, is to ask you a question about the website. I think there may have been a typo in the web address you sent me. Unfortunately, when I clicked the link, I was misdirected to a website that had some very graphic images of women in compromising situations. Normally, this might be something I would be interested in, but as you already seem to know, I need a little help in that department. … LOL! Also, the link led to a seemingly endless stream of pop up ads that my browser couldn’t seem to block. Throughout the course of closing the pop up windows, I think my hard drive and e-mail account may have been infected with a virus, since my Outlook program seems to be repeatedly sending duplicates of your exact e-mail to everyone in my address book.

I certainly hope my e-mail has not replied to you with a virus. I would feel terrible. I’m using a different computer and a new e-mail address for this e-mail, and we should be safe. And I certainly want to warn you not to go to that site that you mistakenly linked to in your e-mail.

Anyway, I just thought I’d let you know that you mistyped the address in that URL. If you could please send me the actual website address to this new e-mail account, I’d be happy to purchase the pills that guarantee she’ll “ask me if my dad is King Kong.” Seriously, I can’t wait to hear back from you, Edward, so we can do business in the future.

Sincerely,

Henry 'Fingers' Madison

Henry 'Fingers' Madison a columnist for and founder of The Giant Napkin.
Email: fmadison@thegiantnapkin.com