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January 25, 2007 | Issue 4-9
The kittens in that box haven't been making noise for a while
by Henry 'Fingers' Madison
Now, I know what you’re thinking. 'How could he possibly focus on
writing his typically hard-hitting column while distracted by some box
full of felines?’ But the kittens in that box haven’t been making
noise for a while, and I question whether or not I should check it
out.
I wonder if I should go over there, take off the
airtight lid and peek inside to see what they’re doing. I’d hate to
disturb them though. After all, I’m almost certain they are sleeping.
They must be tired from their hours of scratching and whining.
Honestly, it’s hard to believe they haven’t had to take a break and
rest before now. My lack of boxed kitten experience just makes it
difficult to know exactly what to do.
If I’m not going to open it, maybe I could at
least poke a small hole in the box’s side to check out the situation.
I would hate to let any impure air taint their sealed sanctuary
though. Then again, kittens are so cute. Taking a quick look inside
would surely put a smile on my face. Well, I guess I will spend some
more time in thoughtful debate, and hopefully the correct course of
action will soon become clear.
I love kittens.
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Fingers Madison is a member of The Giant Napkin's
editorial board.
Email:
fmadison@thegiantnapkin.com
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