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Detroit rookie mistakenly reports to lion-training camp
July 29, 2008 | Issue 5-22
“We expect Gosder to be here tomorrow to begin working on assimilating into an
NFL offense,” said offensive coordinator Jim Colletto, who admitted there could
be a bright side to the ordeal. “However, it’s entirely possible today’s mix-up
will help his footwork and speed getting to the outside to close on fast
rushers.”
Detroit Zoo has held a lion-training camp for the past seven years, scheduling
it each year to correspond with the start of the Detroit Lions’ camp for
promotional reasons. Signs along I-696, which Cherilus erroneously believed to
be affiliated with his team, advertised the wildlife taming experience to
motorists.
“We were happy to have Mr. Cherilus here today,” said the camp’s coordinator Rex
Harris. “It’s always been our wish to have a Lions player here to promote the
camp, but they are usually busy with their own camp.”
While most in the Lions organization dismissed Cherilus’ blunder as an honest
mistake, some fans and reporters in Detroit are worried this could be the
beginning of a series of problems. Cherilus was criticized for off-field trouble
while playing at Boston College, and Detroit media is speculating as to whether
the Lions made a wise choice with the 17th overall pick.
“I hope this is not a sign of a pattern of behavior,” said Nicholas Cotsonika,
Detroit Free Press sportswriter. “We’ll see if he shows up to a Florida Panthers
hockey game in Miami when the Lions head to North Carolina in week 11.
IN OTHER NEWS
Jason Kidd feels guilty
entire way down court after stealing ball from Chinese point guard
20km
walker owes endurance to training at high altitude malls
Bush issues
ominous, preemptive apology
OLYMPICS
Drew Carey unknowingly consumes four Plinko chips for breakfast
Those madcap
Zimbabwean loyalists will amputate just about anything to steal a headline
by
Phillip Monroe,
Channel 7 News Anchor
BASEBALL
If you could add an event to this summer's
Beijing Olympics, what would it be?
"Oh, nice try. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I was told the Olympics were in
China."
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