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Child sent to room without dinner smiles ominously in direction of family
cat
February 4, 2009 | Issue 6-4
ST. CHARLES, Mo. – Moments after losing his dinner privileges for a series of
misbehaviors, nine-year-old Jacob Matheney looked troublingly toward the general
area in which the family cat was sitting and angrily mumbled a short, inaudible
sentence. The young Matheney protested his banishment, citing extreme hunger and
vowing to get something to eat “one way or another.” Since hearing the door to
Matheney’s room close nearly 13 minutes ago, neither his parents nor his older
sister have seen Purrcy the cat anywhere in the living room or study.
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