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Investigation exposes numerous CIA coffee leaks

McConnell acknowledged publicly for the first time that several members of the agency leaked at least portions of Arabica Espresso Roast and Breakfast Blend. [more]

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These superdelegates need to understand just how super Barack Obama is

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Cheney reports lots of good stuff going on in Iraq

Floods happen again in strangely similar locations

 

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Researchers identify gene that leads to gene research

 

Hillary Clinton details plan to give every American affordable pantsuits

 

Heroin shop exposed as a front for backroom shoe repair operation

 

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Report: Women worse at delegate math

 

 

 

 

 

 

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