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Al Gore begins sandbagging against rising oceans

CAPE HENRY, Va.--Al Gore and a team of recruits began sandbagging along America’s coastlines this week in preparation for the rise in ocean levels resulting from global warming. The 2000 presidential candidate maintains that ocean levels will rise sharply if the world continues to increase its consumption of fossil fuels.  [more]

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